This is the story about a woman who can't find her cell phone. Sounds boring, right? Well, boring it definitely isn't. The woman is Janet Mason, a 54-year-old wife, mom and porn star, and she's wearing a tight, short skirt and no panties when she goes looking for her phone, bending over, giving us nice views of her ass and pussy. She's giving a guy nice views of her ass and pussy, too, although she doesn't know it until she turns around and sees him eyeing her. "You pervert," she says. "Have you been standing there all this time?" Uh, sorry? Not? This means trouble, right? Wrong. "I can't get out of here without finding my keys and taking care of that," she says. By that, she means the guy's hard-on. She takes care of that by sucking it and taking it in her hairy pussy. And since most of this scene was shot P.O.V.-style, you're the lucky perv who gets to fuck her and cum all over her tits. Now where were those keys?

Selah Rain, a 45-year-old mom who was born in Austria and lives in Missouri, has a lot to love, and her stud adores every inch of her. She's a plush woman with a curvy body, big tits and a huge ass. She adores him back, sucking his cock and balls and eating his cum. Selah has a huge sexual appetite. IBonedYourMom: Would the people who know you be surprised to see you here? Selah Rain: Yes and no. They know that The SCORE Group is on my bucket list. IBonedYourMom: Are you a swinger? Selah Rain: Yes. My first experience was when I was picked up at church by a couple. IBonedYourMom: Are you a nudist? Selah Rain: I'm naked all the time so I would say yes, but I do love what clothes leave to the imagination. IBonedYourMom: Are you into any fetishes? Selah Rain: I'm very open sexually, so I enjoy a lot of fetishes. But most of all, being a dominatrix is my favorite. IBonedYourMom: How often do you have sex? Selah Rain: At least once a day at a minimum. It's a must for me. IBonedYourMom: What sexually satisfies you the best? Selah Rain: Giving a BJ. I don't know why but it turns me on so much and makes me just want to be an absolute freak in bed.