This video opens with some dude sitting in Joclyn Stone's kitchen, getting served breakfast (or something). The guy eats like a slob, he drops crumbs all over the place, but somehow, that turns Joclyn on. Hey, what can we say? EVERYTHING turns Joclyn on. Of course, the big question is, "What's this guy doing here in the first place?" Apparently, he's a friend of Joclyn's son, which reminds us of one of our cardinal rules: NEVER LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS ALONE WITH YOUR HOT MOM! Hear that, guys? If you do, before you know it, he'll be slapping his big wiener against her big, fat ass, and then all hell is gonna break loose. Okay. Forget about your mother for a second. Forget about your friends. Just watch Joclyn and jack it. Her orders, not ours. "I've never met a man who can resist my ass," Joclyn said. "You wouldn't believe how many times I've heard guys say to me, 'Oh, her ass is too big,' but when I offer it up to them, they're always takers." Joclyn has gotten the same reaction to her hairy pussy. "Guys say they're into shaved these days, but don't believe it. Guys are into pussy, and I've never had a guy say to me, 'Oh, Joclyn, I'd fuck you if only you'd shave your pussy.' No way. Shaved or unshaved, they want it." Thanks for clearing that up, Joclyn.

In her first hardcore scene at 40SomethingMag.com, 41-year-old Russian-Canadian cougar Katrina B. sucks a big cock and gets her mature pussy pounded by it. This is a hot, intimate scene that makes us feel like we're voyeurs watching two neighbors having sex. And that's the whole idea. Born in Russia, now living in Montreal, Canada, Katrina isn't a swinger, although she has attended some swingers parties. She is a nudist and an exhibitionist and gets off on the idea of knowing people are watching this scene. She has a foot fetish. She's into light BDSM. And her sexual fantasies involve having sex in public places. How often she has sex: "It depends on my mood, but usually often." What gets her off best: "Getting fucked doggy style." Sex with a younger man? "Yes. Some student I met on the beach. We had sex right then and there." And she didn't care who was watching ... although she hoped someone was.

Here's some really sleazy shit to rattle your cock. Some guy named Johnny sneaks into his teenage girlfriend's room when she's not around. He gets naked and climbs into her bed, thinking he's going to surprise her with his hard cock, but the surprise is on him: His girlfriend's mother shows up and catches him in her daughter's bed. She's ready to call Johnny's mom, but Johnny convinces her not to. How? By eating her pussy. Hey, that'll always work, especially if the mom is a woman as horny as Linda Roberts, a 47-year-old hottie from New York who now lives in Los Angeles, California. Before long, Mrs. Roberts is gobbling her daughter's boyfriend's cock, and all is well. Although we're pretty sure Linda's daughter wouldn't be too happy if she found out about this. Which she might if the guy feels compelled to tell her, "I boned your mom!"

One of the things we've learned at 40SomethingMag.com is that if a kid has a hot mom who'll do anything for him, it doesn't matter how bad he is at sports. He'll get playing time. Oh, sure, maybe the coach will bench him for a while because he ... well, sucks ... but eventually, Mom's going to ride to the rescue and ride Coach's cock until the coach sees things her way. That's what happens here as Harlow Wilde, a 44-year-old mom, shows up at Coach Fitzwell's house wearing a tight, tiny dress. He tries to reason with her, but she's not interested in reason. She's interested in changing his mind by sucking and fucking his big cock. "Well," he says after he's coated her face with cum, "I think you've earned Jimmy some more playing time." Harlow, a divorcee and mom from California who lives in Florida, told us, "I used to work at the old Michell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre in San Francisco, and one time, my girlfriend and I did a live sex show. We started off by play-boxing and then I fucked her on-stage with a strap-on. "I really love being watched while I'm having sex. I love recording it too. Even before social media, I used to set up my cam and film myself with toys. "I'm a shameless flirt. I lay things on pretty heavy. They have to make the first move though." Not here. Harlow makes the first move. She'll do anything for her kid.